Since all the ramblings on WC…

Let’s face it everybody is hyped up with all this World Cup and Paul the Octopus …well here are some Chris Charles ramblings and some digs at Team England regarding World Cup for, I think another 4 years surely!

Chris Charles’s Sport Ramblings


“I’m concerned for the octopus, I am thinking of sending a protective team,” Spain PM Rodriguez after German fans turn on Paul the Octopus.

“People ask me how I sleep knowing I’ve got to face the likes of Rooney & Drogba but they’ve got 2 legs like anyone else.” — Blackpool’s Ian Evatt

Joe Cole’s available on a free transfer – and you can’t get cheaper than that.”Jamie Redknapp.


Replica World Cup made from 24lbs cocaine seized in Colombia. Police believed to be pursuing several lines of enquiry.

Some lovely play from the Dutch -it’s just like watching Brazil.


England ! England! England!

What is the difference between Cinderella and the England football team? — Cinderella wanted to get to the ball!


Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England team performance on Saturday was completely s**t! British Intelligence have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years…


Robert Green – The only man to leave Africa without catching anything.


I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a s**t team we should easily have beaten. I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.


The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning, “It’s so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling, and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Omboto, aged 6.


What’s the difference between Rob Green’s spill and BP’s spill? — Robert Green has got a cap for his.


Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied, “No way! You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”


The FA have launched an enquiry to find out how a fan found his way into the dressing room. And another enquiry into how Aaron Lennon found his way into the dressing room.


FIFA have released a statement saying the fan did not break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green.

Now, let us get back to business.

ENJOY WC FINALS ON SUNDAY folks!!

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