Laugh of the day: CATHOLIC COFFEE

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.

The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.

The third Catholic man then says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.

The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?

She proudly replies, “I have a daughter,

Slim,

Tall,

38D breast,

24″ waist,

34″ hips.

When she walks into a room, people say…

Oh My God!

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