WORDS Women Use…

Women are often misunderstood by men. That’s why men should know the words used by women to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminologies…

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING!

This is the calm before the storm! This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine!

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not a permission. DON’T do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why is she wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing. {Refer back to “nothing” above}

THAT’S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say “You’re Welcome”. {However, bear in mind- there’s a clause here. If she says “Thanks A Lot”– that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “You’re Welcome”…that will bring on ‘WHATEVER’}

WHATEVER

Is a women’s way of saying F-YOU!


DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I’VE GOT IT

Another dangerous statement, meaning you knew it had to be done but you were lazy to do it and had to wait till I came home to do it for you. Men should automatically know it has to be done, also, this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself! This will later result in a man asking “What’s wrong?”. For the woman’s response, please refer to statement no.3!

SO girls, tell me if am wrong. Maybe we do it subconciously but just admit it, we’ve all done it to our other half.http://emo.huhiho.com

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