One Liner Definitions

~ One Liners Definitions ~


Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Love Affairs:
Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a 5 day test match.
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which the man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gains her master’s.
Divorce:
Future tense of marriage.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through “the minds of either”.
Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in? Such a way that everybody believes, she got the biggest piece.
Tears:
The hydraulic force by which the masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage and success before work.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everyone disagrees later on.
Ecstasy:
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic:
A book which people praise but do not read.
Smile:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office:
A place where you can relax from the strenuous home life.
Yawn:
The only time some married men get to open their mouth.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience:
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.


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